.....Or Just Go Bowling Instead

Tales from the closet of forgotten sporting-type stuff

Upon reciept of an invitation to go bowling with some friends, I began the nearly archeological dig for my bowling ball, and the voyage of realization that I have spent the past 10 or so years in a state of either hopeless lazyness or workaholism. Other relics unearthed in the dig included:
1) A pair of Rollerblades
2)Tent, backpack, sleeping-bag and other camping related objects.
3)Rod and reel
4)A set of rather nice, albeit slightly used, 35lb dumbells
5)A soccer ball - yup, a soccer ball.

Needless to say, by the time I got the ball out and the closet reloaded in perfect Tetris-like manner, I was ready for a nap.

Still going bowling though....... next time you're looking for me, I'll be the fat guy with his arm in a sling.